white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

jeaannguyen:

The women of Orange is the New Black for Emmy magazine

THEY’RE ALL SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

rapunzelismyspiritanimal:

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

my life struggle

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

punkgender:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it